Montreal Simon: Mike Duffy and the Ghastly Portrait of Stephen Harper
It was if the air was suddenly let out of the balloon. One moment the prosecutor was pounding Mike Duffy. The next moment he wasn't. The trial was suddenly adjourned. Ol' Duff was cut loose and left to...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper, the Harper Cat, and the Latest Porky Scandal
As you know I have been frantically searching for Stephen Harper all over Canada and the United States.And I've even adjusted my missing wanted poster to reflect how he looked when he was spotted...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the House of Pork
If there is an enduring image of Stephen Harper's grotesque regime I suppose it will be something like that one.A lot of Con hogs heading for the trough, or trying to buy an election.And sticking the...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: The Panama Papers and the Tax Scandals of Stephen Harper
I'm glad to see that the Liberal government is vowing to go after those involved in the Panama Papers' scandal.Revenue Minister Diane Lebouthillier is vowing to investigate whether some Canadians used...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Dean Del Mastro Wants Us To Know He’s Not Happy
Gawd. Or Mama Mia. I thought we'd seen the last of Dean Del Mastro, when he lost his appeal, and the judge ordered him to spend a month in the Big House.But I forgot that he got sprung after only a...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: The Con Leadership Race Is Now a Stinky Scandal
It's a horrible sight, it sounds bestial. Oinky, oinky, honky honk!!!!And it smells even worse. But who can be surprised?As the never ending Con leadership race heads towards the final stretch, the...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Why the Police Should Investigate The Con Leadership Race
The other day I warned that the Con leadership race was becoming more desperate and more porky by the day.With so many mediocre candidates, and no new ideas. And now to make matters even worse, the...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Should Andrew Scheer Resign as Con Leader?
It was such a moving photo. Maxime "Mad Max" Bernier raising the arm of Andrew "Smiley" Scheer, at the end of the Con leadership convention.And for a moment it looked like that long running Con mob...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Michael Harris On The Cheating Party of Canada
As I'm sure you know Andrew Scheer, the smiling religious fanatic is trying to give himself a saintly image.Or at least portray himself as an aw shucks, gee whiz, Jimmy Stewart version of a priest or a...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: The Final Humiliation of the Con Clown Dean Del Mastro
The news hit me like a blast from the past. A very dark past. A past I sometimes wish I could forget. But there was Dean Del Mastro, who once somehow managed to be Stephen Harper's favourite Con...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: The Grotesque Hypocrisy of the Con Clown Pierre Poilievre
For months the ghastly Con clown Pierre Poilievre has been going after Justin Trudeau for daring to take a vacation on the Aga Khan's island.And accusing him of acting unethically, as only he could.But...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Hog Trump and the Corruption That Could Destroy Him
As I'm sure you know, I've been portraying Donald Trump as a hog as long as I can remember.I realize that there are other names one could call that misogynist, that bigot, that dirty old man. But hog,...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Andrew Scheer and the Fake Conservatives
It's easy to forget that the Con leadership race that Andrew Scheer won, was tainted by widespread allegations of vote rigging and membership fraud.And that even a few days before the final vote,...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Why Doug Ford Can Never Be Trusted
As you know Doug Ford had secretly promised to let his developer friends carve out a big chunk of Toronto's Greenbelt.Until a video was released of him making that promise, and he performed one of the...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: The Slow Collapse of the Doug Ford Campaign
Doug Ford is still trying to buy votes, and is now promising to sell beer and wine on every street corner.No
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Doug Ford’s Brutal Fall From Grace
When he ran for leader of the Ontario Cons, Doug Ford had himself anointed in a church, and vowed to
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Doug Ford and the Hash Bomb
Well I see Kathleen Wynne has bowed to the inevitable and conceded. But not before dropping the H-bomb or Hash bomb on Doug Ford. Trailing
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Andrew Scheer And The Corruption Of The Cons
Ever since he became Con leader after a tainted leadership race, I have been warning that the creepy Andrew Scheer could corrupt this country beyond
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Andrew Scheer and the Clement Sex Scandal
Ever since the Tony Clement sex scandal became public, questions have been asked about Andrew Scheer's role in that tawdry affair.How long did he know
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Andrew Scheer and the Latest Con Scandal
It's a truly bizarre situation. After two years of assaulting the eyes and ears of Canadians with one depraved attack ad after the other, Andrew Scheer has gone silent.He's disappeared from public...
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