Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Porky Action Plan Scam
Well after being missing in action for days, Stephen Harper finally dared show his face in the House of Commons today. But it wasn't exactly a triumphal return, as you can see by the looks on the...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Will Stephen Harper Resign Before 2015?
Well last night I shared one of my favourite dreams with you eh?The one where the crazed alien Stephen Harper, battered beyond recognition by scandal, suddenly decides to quit.And I said how...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: James Moore and the Framing of Justin Trudeau
In the ghastly Orwellian circus that the Cons have turned our Parliament into, it was a wonderful moment.There was James Moore, filling in for Stephen Harper, doing what he has been doing since Great...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and My Fabulous Con Reunion
Well as you know the Con convention in Calgary had to be postponed due to an extreme weather event.And Stephen Harper is terribly depressed because he can't press the reset button on his old and tired...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: The Man Who Might Take Down Stephen Harper
It's one of my favourite photographs of all time.The golden moment in when the RCMP raided Con headquarters, to seize documents in the so-called In- and-Out scandal.Documents that were later used by...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s New Massive PR Problem
Well for one glorious but very brief moment Stephen Harper must have thought he was getting a break.Must have thought that Canadians would be too busy talking about the royal baby to think about all...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Pamela Wallin and the Corruption Cons
Well in the beginning of the end it was almost an anti-climax eh? Another damning report, another Con Senator being investigated by the RCMP.The independent audit of Senator Pamela Wallin's expenses...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Outrageous Prorogation Vacation
Well at least now we know another reason Stephen Harper shutdown Parliament. Not just so he could dodge questions about that sordid Senate scandal. Or take a long paid vacation before he went over the...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: When the Cons Start Attacking Themselves
Well I suppose it was inevitable. The Cons have spent their years in power attacking others like rabid hyenas. It's the only thing they know how to do eh? So now that they're in trouble, and Stephen...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Dean Del Mastro Charged by Elections Canada !!!!
I'd almost forgotten Dean Del Mastro, Boss Harper's parliamentary secretary, he's been away for so long. All I can remember is that he was always blaming others for ethical lapses eh?So I really can't...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Disastrous Return To Parliament
OMG. This is so exciting. Somebody beat a drum, or a gong. After four long months of preparations, Stephen Harper's Con klown regime is finally shuffling back to Parliament. The almost new/nouveau...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Corruption of the Con Regime
It was a scene right out of the last days of the Weimar Republic. A Con regime exposed as rotten to the core. Its leader proclaiming his innocence, and clinging to ignorance. Read more »
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Sickening Corruption of Chris Alexander
They say that everything he touches he corrupts, or drags into his monstrous world.And it must be true eh?Because just look at the sad and pathetic case of Chris Alexander.Once he had half a...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Leona Aglukkaq and the Latest Con Scandal
OMG. Not another Con money scandal. Why are those Harperites so greedy?Why can't they follow the rules like the rest of us? What was Leona Aglukkaq thinking? Conservative MP Leona Aglukkaq, the...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Outrageous Roman Banquets
Well we know that he has a touch of Nero in him, and we know he loves to eat.But who knew the Cons were throwing themselves Roman banquets, and sending the tab to the taxpayers?Read more »
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Return of Bruce Carson
Well I think it's safe to say it's the last thing Stephen Harper needed, what with all his other scandals.It must be a bit like Scrooge and the Ghost of Christmas Past.But like it it or not old Brucie...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Great Illusion
Well he must be feeling pretty good these days. It must be his happy hour.Parliament is shutdown so he doesn't have to answer any questions about any of his many scandals.Or his foul voter suppression...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Foul Smearing of Tom Mulcair
There surely could not have been a more outrageous sight than the spectacle of Tom Mulcair today being grilled like a criminal.And accused by the Cons of using parliamentary funds for partisan...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: The Harper Spammers and the Con War on the CBC
It's such a bizarre request for money, it could only have come from the crazed minds of the increasingly desperate fanatics in the dark heart of the Con regime.Or the criminal mind of a Nigerian or...
View ArticleMontreal Simon: Peter MacKay and the Secret Taping of John McKay
It seems only fitting that the person who secretly recorded Liberal MP John McKay in an attempt to embarrass Justin Trudeau.A Liberal MP was secretly recorded saying that he thought party leader...
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